Review: Throne of Glass

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Throne of Glass (Throne of Glass #1) by

There is one gif that accurately describes how I feel about Throne of Glass:

The book was off to an incredible start. Incredible!

Then the lies came. I was promised an epic fantasy read, but the real thing is far from the truth. I cursed and yawned exceedingly and it’ll be too easy to blame it on my lack of sleep but the book is entirely at fault. Talk about a misleading cover and synopsis. . . . The hype can shove it where the sun doesn’t shine because I swear there is more talk about pretty dresses and romance than there is about combat action in the book.

The Lies: Celaena is an intelligent and ruthless assassin, who’s kicking ass left and right, and citizens can’t stop singing their praises and fears. She’s a special character. Obviously. She was picked specifically by the Crown Prince to compete against 23 other assassins, killers, thieves, and warriors for her freedom. Sounds awesome, right?

My Truth: Wrong. Supposedly, Celaena Sardothien was the most feared assassin in all of Erilea. You could have fooled me. Celaena is your run-of-the-mill assassin. Well, she's not an assassin or killer in this book because nobody dies by her hand. She’s boring and has as much brains as you and me. Her past is the past and now she’s a sappy, softhearted teenage girl swept up in an infatuation and involved in a competition where the tests are unimaginative and unimportant. Seriously. The tests aren’t exciting, and to make matters worse, the author blows through the trials and writes out only one or two for readers to experience. Major letdown.
Celaena in one gif:

The Lies: Calaena is fighting to stay alive and win the competition while on a quest to “root out the evil.”

My Truth: Sure, if you want to call it that. Celaena doesn’t want to die, so what? Nobody wants to die. Celaena wants her freedom, so what? She chose to remain in a figurative prison. Celaena is selected for a secret quest by a ghost, so what? WHY SHOULD I CARE? Celaena’s life has already been at stake for the last ten years and will remain endangered, so why should I care now? Why should I root for her? That’s my issue— I don’t feel the danger and the author does a poor job of constructing a world that is worth my time and creating actual risks the protagonist face. The only hazard that exists is the unknown entity killing off the competitors, but even that is tedious because even with the graphic details and the mention of the investigation surrounding the deaths, there’s really not much “investigating” going on. More than that: the mystery is no mystery at all. It’s predictable and becomes less interesting and perilous as it drags on.

The Lies: The main setting is the palace.

My Truth: Celaena’s bedroom is the main setting. I’m not joking. I read more about how Celaena spent her time in her chambers than anywhere else. Most of the times, she’s in either Dorian’s or Chaol’s company.

The Lies: The love triangle is exceptional. The romance is beautiful. You can’t even complain.

My Truth: Is it? I’m afraid not. I still hate love triangles, even if both guys are noble. The love triangle between Celaena, Dorian, and Chaol made me want to pull my hair out. Do you want to know what my real reaction was though? I literally banged my head against the desk throughout the last quarter of the book. Even the love triangle in The Kiss of Deception didn’t annoy me this much. Also, I find it really hard to believe that Celaena can easily put aside her inner wrath and quickly get along with Dorian, whose father was responsible for her parents’(I think) as well as thousands of other people’s deaths. I wouldn’t even be able to look at Dorian. Not to mention that they’ve only met— what?— three times before she got personal with him and told him about Sam. It didn’t take a lot of time for Celaena to pour out details from her pasts to either Dorian or Chaol. You would think she would be disciplined and guarded because of her assassin training, but I repeat: she’s sappy. What happened to her wrath? Her hatred? If there's one thing I know about hatred, it's that it consumes you . . . and what, it's been consuming Celaena for the past ten years? So why is she suddenly Friendly Person of the Year to her enemy and fucking eating and drinking their food and shit? What happened to the injustice? Did all the bad things in the world fucking poof into the air while she was playing dress up? Gawd, I hate the romance. There's no spark. There's no chemistry. There's no life in it. It's a forced concept of forbidden romance meant to fool readers into "swooning" and thinking Dorian and Chaol are characters with a lot of depth and feelings. FAIL. None of these characters have depth and they are set up to make Celaena look good. Plus, I want back the bloodthirsty wench she was in the beginning.

The Lies: You’ll equally love and get along with Dorian and Chaol and want them both for Celaena.

My Truth: I like Chaol and I think I want him all for myself. It’s not that I favor Chaol over Dorian because I want him to be with Celaena— because I don’t. To put it plainly, Dorian fails to win me over and to convince me that his attraction to Celaena is more than physical. Even with their personal conversations, they don’t have that personal connection, if you get my drift. With Chaol, I find his distrust of Celaena agreeable because it’s realistic. Anyways, these boys only serve as props to show how perfectly lovable Celaena can be. As if I care. This book shits too much romantic nonsense.

The Lies: Nudge.

My Truth: Nudge. Nudge. Nudge. Nudge. Nudge again. Then another nudge. If someone nudges again, I’m cutting you.

The Lies: You’re going to love this book!

Conclusion: I expected an action-packed story with a kickass protagonist (being an assassin and literally kicking ass doesn’t make you kickass); however, Throne of Glass lacks just about everything. Character depth, vivid world building, a compelling mystery, a small dash of romance (this is more like a large splat of romance), etc.

To address my previous statement "being an assassin and literally kicking ass doesn’t make you kickass": Celaena rose from a nobody to a somebody and I like how the author is sending a message that Celaena is as good and even better than the men and shouldn't be estimated because she's a woman and likes to wear pretty dresses and eat sweets. That's all great, really. But beating the men down and knowing how to fight and kill doesn't make her a badass. Knowing how to wield weapons, dance, play piano, and fucking eat doesn't make Celaena extraordinary either and I get that she needs all these skill sets, but the author tries way too hard to make her character impressive.

I’m throwing Throne of Glass in limbo with Cinder, another book I probably rated too generously. I had extremely high expectations for Throne of Glass and all I did for the past few months was rave on about how much I wanted to read it and now it turns out to be one of the most disappointing reads ever.

According to the glowing reviews for its sequel, Crown of Midnight is a huge improvement in the world building and character development. Also, the love triangle gets better, so I’ll consider giving the sequel a chance. I merely dread the idea that I might want my money back just like how I want my money back for this poor excuse of fantasy.

Note: I couldn’t help but draw similarities to Poison Study and Grave Mercy, so if you enjoyed those books, you might like Throne of Glass too.
Update: I need everyone to read this review by Helen because she goes into a lot more details and it deserves a hallelujah for explaining my thoughts and feelings for Throne of Glass


Nancy Her


Cee named The Mistress Case after Sherlock (BBC with Benedict) and Supernatural (Dean, baby). She writes mainly book reviews. On occasions, movies and TV shows. She reads and reviews in many genres, including fantasy, historical, contemporary, romance, erotica, mystery, etc. She personally rains more love on fantasy and historical romance and hopes you won't hold it against her. Caoi.


  1. Awwww, man!!!!! I feel so bad, Cee!!! I really wanted you to like Cinder and Throne of Glass!!! The funny part is after reading your reviews for both, I can't help but to agree with everything you said, but I still love them! Haha!! Aww, better luck with Crown of Midnight? (;

    Pearl @ AsteriskPearl's Book Blog


      I totally get what you mean haha. Even when I understand why some reviewers don't like a book I love, I'm like "I agree, but I don't care. I still love this book, even with the flaws." I think the predictably for both books really got to me (and that love triangle). Better luck for a good read next time :)

  2. LOL cute gifs x I like how honest your post is, FINALLY someone I can agree with - now I'm excited that I found someone with similar taste. The romance was so boring and it lacked depth. I heard the next book is better though, and everyone is urging me to pick it up. I think I'm done with this series if I don't like the next book. LOVE your review ! <3 Benish | Feminist Reflections

    1. Omgosh, someone who knows how I feel?! We'll just have to see if the series is worth it. Thank you :) and thanks for the love <3

  3. I found this book to be just okay. Everyone told me I would love it, blah , blah, blah, so I went in with high expectations. Of course I was a bit disappointed, but not to the point where I didn't still enjoy some aspects of the story. With her being mentioned so many times as a bad ass assassin, I wanted to see her ass FIGHT, but noooo we had to wait until like, forever before we even received any type of action lol. I heard COM is amazing, and way better than TOG, so I'm excited to continue with the rest of the series.

    1. I had no one to blame but myself for falling for the hype haha. True to that, all the action was for last and by then I was already skimming and didn't care anymore.

  4. Oh god, I'm seriously considering reading this book for my own blog, but now I'm not so certain. I mean, I'm no stranger to deliberately reading books that I was skeptical about or had questionable ratings, but the reviews I've written so far are all for books that were either disappointing or just plain bad. Oh well, I'll probably still read it, just not for quite a while. It does look like a story with a lot of excellent potential to be awesome, which I'm sure made it all the more incredibly disappointing. I have a feeling that maybe if it were more adult and less YA most of the faults you mentioned would be less prominent, but I can't say for sure.